Three years later and Kris Jenner still doesn’t understand caller ID.
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
i'm bleeding out every word you said
go to hell for heaven's sake
my motherfuckin song <3 <3 <3.
when freshmen walk up in the school on the first day
they be all like
the 10th graders are just happy not to be at the bottom anymore
the 11th graders
and the seniors are just like…
Dexter is losing me.
I’m watching last night’s episode of Dexter and near the beginning of the episode Dexter bangs some girl who is probably not even 20 in a gas station employee break room.