May 2012
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Wait what does a meat dress have to do with...
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
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so.
i’ve decided that for every 2 weeks i go to the gym 3 days a week i will reward myself with a purchase. most likely a vanity purchase, cause that’s good motivation.
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Thank God I'm here.: Anyone here have an opinion? →
booshbaby:
I was forced (yes, literally forced) to walk in my undergraduate commencement last Thursday. I technically graduated in December, but whatever, I had to keep my mother happy.
She’s throwing me a party on Saturday. I told her not to because I don’t really think this warrants celebration,…
that’s actually perfect, but…would you actually eat it?
i mean, would you...
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teapayne:
What if Kanye starts busting into hospital rooms when someone gives birth and yells “beyonce’s baby was better”
lmfao.
lmao.
i wish this would occur. i really really wish it would.
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ALL Dem Beautiful Things: Reasons I love... →
olbear24:
1 - He gets shit done. Regina screws him over yet again, so he screws her over right back. And while he’s doing this, he manages to reunite probably the most popular ship in the Ouat fandom *slow clap*
2 - This man’s one silk mofo.
3 - He wears the fanciest clothes. Suit vests,…
then disappears without the viewers knowing where the hell he just went
trumotherfuckinfax.
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My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
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you couldn't let go, your talking got you here.
my plan is to go to the gym early tomorrow.
if it isn’t raining horribly.
i really want to make it a point to go the gym at a set time in the morning. i’ve gotten out of the habit of getting up at a designated time and i wanna stop that. i need structure and i’m trying to use the gym as a way to get that structure back.
i really do not want to go out in the rain though.
but i...
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So the only people coming back are Curtis and...
femburton:
How is this allowed to happen?
lmfao @ that tag.
so so true.
and i don’t even like curtis that much.
just sayin.
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i don't like jimmy fallon.
there. i said it.
April 2012
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